It’s time to celebrate your love for... well... your loved one and go from being the “it” couple to not being a couple at all with these weird valentines day gifts.
The Girlfriend Experience
There sure are a lot of sad Brazilian men out there. Enough to spawn a business. Say hello to NamoroFake, a website that specialises in ‘the girlfriend experience’. Before you get your pitchforks out, this isn’t what you’re thinking. These guys put up a fake social media profile for your inexistent lady friend and help you pull off an elaborate charade.
A part of You
Valentines Day brings couples closer to each other. And if the sanctity of personal space means nothing for you lovebirds then you could lessen the gap even further by carrying a part of your loved one wherever you go. These custom jewellery include blood vials, tooth rings and hair bands. No, not the ones that hold hair but the ones made out of hair
Voodoo Curse
This one isn’t for your existing loved one but for those who’ve rejected your enchanting personality. You could always burn their clothes or throw paint on their car but that’ll just make everyone see you as the bad person. Getting back should be more ... discreet. That’s where Voodoo comes to your rescue. A simple spell is all you need. Voodoo-mama-juju.
Cattle branding iron
Often, you’ll meet that special someone who leaves an everlasting impression. Or if you’d allow us to rephrase, a mark. And if you ever come across someone who’s a little too eager to leave a mark then you might want to be wary of them using one of these cattle prods to leave a much more permanent mark.
Hug-e-Gram
It’s said that long distance relationships hardly ever work. Like we’ve mentioned previously, this has spurned an entire industry and the Hug-e-Gram is one such innovatively sad device. When roses and skyping start getting a little stale, you’ll need to take things to the next level and get physical. The Hug-e-Gram could very well save your relationship
Rakhi
Ok, we get it. The magic is gone, they aren’t the person you fell in love with, it isn’t them it’s you, blah blah blah. We get the message, you want to break up. Say no more, just grab hold of a Rakhi (the band and not the actor) and call him your bhaiyya. There can never be a better way to break up with your boyfriend than with a lethal dose of sanskaar!